Saddam's Bruises?

I don't like to venture away from the Democracy track, but sometimes its necessary. The accusation by Saddam Hussein that he has been beaten on every part of his body appears ludicrous. I can't believe the American army would be as stupid as to beat their number one prisoner black and blue...oh wait.

Seriously though, if this abuse really has occured where is the evidence? Come on Saddam, tell the world, show us your bruises!